The Council of Zoom Podcast Ep.34: Tomb Raider

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Krun got a layer of his eyeball scraped off and was off his tits on painkillers, so it was left to Elijah and Grant, the leftovers if you will, to take the reigns on the dubious task of covering the 2018 Tomb Raider movie.

You may have thought we’d be doing Shang Chi, as we said as much last week. But it was too much money on Disney Plus and neither of them wanted to get covid by going to theatres.

3:52 – Shang Chi is doing gangbusters in the cinemas

05:50 – Elijah mentions some Hollywood gossip he had prepared, and then they go on a ten-minute tangent about Star Wars or some shit, and as far as I can tell he forgets to get back to it.

14:14 – My mistake, apparently Miles Teller is an arsehole because he brought Covid onto the set of something he was working on, allegedly.

21:53 – Top Gun: Maverick has been delayed, along with a litany of other titles.

23:28 – Grant talks for literally about eight straight minutes, explaining the Church of Scientology’s “Lore”.

28:16 – The new Ghostbusters has been delayed by a week for some reason.

29:52 – There’s a new Expendables movie in the works.

33:28 – The Rocketeer is “returning”.

36:10 – Whatcha Watchin?

46:11 – Tomb Raider (2018)

1:07:49 – Elijah’s Reviews

1:39:49 – Best Bit Worst Bit

As always, thanks go out to @Jerryisjustokay and @alpitomijito for our excellent into music and cover art.

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